COLOSSAL CURSEHEAD

This is a work of fiction; any apparent relation to the games Colossal Caves (copyright 1977 Willie Crowther and Don Woods), Curses (copyright 1993 Graham Nelson), and/or Anchorhead (copyright 1998 Michael S. Gentry) is Entirely Coincidental and Not At All the Result of a Markov Chain Model Running on Transcripts of These Games.[tm]

[Content warnings: nothing very explicit, but output is unpredictable and could theoretically produce a wide range of surreal references to violence, etc.]